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[challenge entry] People who live in or have been to Norwich may know what I mean...

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(Paddy O'Dawes, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)
# I
DISLIKE emo's. very much.
(Nothingtoseehere, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Wooo we used to go there many a time
We live in dereham, and we decided to follow one our mates in the car. Turns out he was returning a book to the forum.

So we decided to go "stealth" which involved leaning out the passenger window whilst conducting along to very loud wagner (appocolipse now). We also pointed at random objects shouting the name.

then when we got into the forums car park. all of us bar thedriver disembarked at 20 mph, using the tuck and roll technique (and yes it does hurt if you dont do aikido and arnt used to dodging swords with breakfalls)

then we proceeded to be out witted by the automatic doors. we stood there looking scared an making funny noises till some one took pity on us and lead us through.

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Is that the Sainsburies centre?
My brother did the best part of his degree in there ... well, there and the pub.
I used to love that place, best cafe for a hang over, so quiet and tranquil.

EDIT: oh ... no it's not ... sorry ... i've only seen it when wankered .. where is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# its
the library by the market! the old one burnt down - even tho the firestation is next door and they could have done a wee out the window to put it out.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)
# the chief fire officer said at the scene - and i quote
"we thought we had more time on our side, as books don't burn"..

i suppose i can see his point, with paper being condensed as much as it would be in a book, but even so....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)
#
plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Well when I lived in N'arch
they were still standing in fields pointing at the sun shouting "Whaaat the hell's thaaa?"

There are some nice locals, a little confusing tho. One guy took me to his house to meet all his relatives. He said "Meet moi aunt, sister, mum, wife and cousin." but there was only a lady and the german sheperd in the room. (and he was indicating towards the dog)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, bang on!
the forum, what a great place it is...

you from norwich then? if so, WHY haven't you signed up for the norwich bash - you an emo or something ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# haha
emos are great fun
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)
# is that the castle mall?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)
# nope, it's the forum centre
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)
# No, it's far away
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:08, archived)
# as above
and anyway banning them from the Forum will only push them down onto the Haymarket and that's chav territory being next to Macky Ds and TopShop
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)
# it'll be like the end battle in lord of the rings...
with a bit of luck, they'll wipe each other out
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)
# trouble is we will get the battle wounded
parked up outside mine refuelling on KFC
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# /
that should make for good viewing
(Paddy O'Dawes, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Strictly
No people whinging about losing their jobs from Jarrolds. Get another one.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# i haven't lived in norwich since about 1990...
Has Jarrolds gone??
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# HAHA!
You bloody ledgend!

I once made a fake-emo-myspace-page it said - 'If you want to meet me, I'll be the one outside the forum with stripey socks and dyed black hair' :D
(jaffafairy, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)