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Have the best thing I've ever done in paint.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:28,
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aaarghwoo for the cunt going down
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:30,
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I'LL PUT IT HERE THENBloody picky.
'About a month and a half ago, I was in a kebaby shop in my home town and this mentallist came in and started wailing on some bloke in there (who he'd never met). When My friend Martin tried to stop it, be started on him and when I walked forward and said no he belted me across the face, breaking my ocular socket and rupturing the skin around my eye (got two lovely scars now)- I lost rather a lot of blood etc, and had to go in a nee naw.
He said in the first instance that he couldn't remember doing anything when they caught him (I didn't go down, and was about to kill him so he ran away), and then changed his story and said he didn't do it. Idiot. He's been in court this week, he's now pleading guilty and they're referring the case to crown court so he can get some bird!
Woohoo! Sorry to bother you all, but I'm pleased.'
('About a month and a half ago, I was in a kebaby shop in my home town and this mentallist came in and started wailing on some bloke in there (who he'd never met). When My friend Martin tried to stop it, be started on him and when I walked forward and said no he belted me across the face, breaking my ocular socket and rupturing the skin around my eye (got two lovely scars now)- I lost rather a lot of blood etc, and had to go in a nee naw.
He said in the first instance that he couldn't remember doing anything when they caught him (I didn't go down, and was about to kill him so he ran away), and then changed his story and said he didn't do it. Idiot. He's been in court this week, he's now pleading guilty and they're referring the case to crown court so he can get some bird!
Woohoo! Sorry to bother you all, but I'm pleased.'
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:31,
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hahnow you make no sense
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:00,
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crikeyhope no permanent damage to eyesight
sue the cunt and then have him killed with the criminal injuries compensation
Double win!
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Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:32,
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sue the cunt and then have him killed with the criminal injuries compensation
Double win!
I'm not suing himmuch to my family's annoyance- I just can't be arsed. Melting pot comp will be sought though- and then I may get my backpiece done.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34,
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this sends the wrong message to chavvy cunt wankstainsthey should all be made totally responsible for their cunty actions.
fuck 'em
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Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:44,
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fuck 'em
It'd cost me though Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:46,
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calling legal* B3TAnsadvice on cost effective mechanism for getting justice measured in poonds for Cap'n Wow?
*you know what I mean, you sleazy-minded fuckers
Edit didn't know you were a girly, you'll get double bubble for facial scarring. True.
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Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:52,
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*you know what I mean, you sleazy-minded fuckers
Edit didn't know you were a girly, you'll get double bubble for facial scarring. True.
With any luck, he'll leave prison with an arsehole like a clowns pocket...
Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34,
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Time insideI think. Isn't it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34,
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*shrugs*I hope he does. Fighting is dumb, hitting a lady is out of order
( P3te "the Meat",
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:48,
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and I didn't get to hit him backAbout 7 women descended on me with napkins.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:56,
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Blimey!Should get his address and burn his house down!
That pic in your profile must be accurate after all ;)
(That pic in your profile must be accurate after all ;)
Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35,
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I had an eyepatch, yeahTwas made out of blue silk by a friend. Got two weeks off work because I wasn't allowed to look at VDU equipment at all.
My dad has his name- he may get a visit a few years down the line when he's forgotten all about it.
(My dad has his name- he may get a visit a few years down the line when he's forgotten all about it.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37,
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Too right and allI once got a kicking in school by some prat. The cops did nothing because of the age thing at the time. A few years later my sis bumped into him in a bar and proceeded to kick the living shite out of him. Sweet, sweet Karma :D
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:40,
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He did mess with the wrong birdI doubt I'll do anything, my fighting days are long gone. but there's a certain set of bikers who'd quite like to see what colour the inside of his skull is.
silly, silly boy.
(silly, silly boy.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:45,
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whoahI hope the scar is not permanent
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37,
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They both areI have one on my eyebrow and one curving round the side of my eye and under it. To the untrained yee it looks like I was glassed- that's from my glasses being smooshed into my face.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39,
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munters of this worldneed a bullet :(
hope you is all ok and stuff
(hope you is all ok and stuff
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:45,
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I'm alrightMore upset about the scarring than I should be. Being a girl and stuff, to look like you've been glassed isn't the nicest thing in the world.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:49,
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motivating storyI would like a bird, do i have to hit someone?
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coder.keitaro I like pies!,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:45,
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:52,
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Don't take it the wrong wayI'm just an insufferable twunt. :)
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:01,
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