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# *Is on her 11th cup of this today*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# cor
fancy a fuck?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:06, archived)
# At the moment I don't think you could keep up with me
Plus I'm all half married and shit.

*vibrates uncontrollably*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:06, archived)
# i'm half divorced
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Which half of you?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# the one without the house
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Oh noes!
Swap halves when she's not looking.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# meh
she can have it, she needs somewhere to operate from, the streets aren't safe for working girls
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Attaboy
aim, ready, bitch!

*makes you a coffee*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Pssst!
Bake him an enormous rohypnolly cookie!

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I don't have any rohypnol though :-(
Wasted all of it on Salma Hayek.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Oh well,
In all honesty, you probably won't need it

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I know
She's a dirty minx.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)
# SHE!?
Mongy's a SHE!?

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# He will be when I'm done with him
;-)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Marvelous
Did u do that in paint?
I'm bored. I have to tidy my rooms. I made a badly looped emo woo instead, of which you are the first recipient
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Eeee!
Ta v muchly.

And ja, I did it paint. When I'm on a pooter with the net I have a choice of paint or....like, word and stuff.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Impressive
You are worthy of my woo
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# +d
:D
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# :¬0
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# That's it
Open wide
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# :¬O
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Trusting fool.....
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Filth
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# You love it.
Now come on, put this rubber glove over your head and raise one arm.... *takes a run up*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)
# \:¬.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I'm on my 5th..
but it's cafe mocha not tea, and I should be working.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Mine aren't tea either
Work's only got shitty earl grey, and when I have tea I have TEA. Preferably Yorkshire tea.

It's coffee with a splash and two sugars.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Cool
you like ISIS, thats the 2nd person i've met (or at least encountered)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# They rock my socks
Saw them again few weeks ago at the Supersonic fest in Brum- they were ABSOLUTELY ACE and they played a new song.

I was proposed to in an ISIS pit, too.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# wow thats pretty unusual i guess
isis was the best gig ive been to for ages, they had no roadies or anything just set up and dismantled everything themselves and basically drove themselves around the country LOL. pus they were supported by Jesu who were great, but i saw them since and they're.. quite variable actually!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Jesu I find a bit boring
The first time we saw them it was ISIS headlining with Jesu supporting and Bohren und der club of Gore, whi are fantastic. Apocalyptic jazz.......nice.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I wish I could drink that much coffee
without having to live on the toilet.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I've been quite a few times
But I always do as I drink so much water.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)