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[challenge entry] Late compo entry

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(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# pffft I likes that
(psst - compo it)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Compoed.
Ta!
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# *fuck its started to rain :(
I blame the above post.
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# I always want to eat it though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# wait
I think I've got one which isn't on the chart


whatdoidowhatdoido

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Put it down and walk slowly away from it.
Call the police and wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# i pissed in snow
i pissed in snow for you

i made you eat it too
n' it was all yellow~oooooh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# *pfft*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# i smoked a joint
i smoked a joint with you

you had a puff of it too
and we were all mellow~ooooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# what's Chris martin got that I haven't?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)
# A cock
:)
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)
# up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# :)
shame its not in his mouth so he can't sing anymore.
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# A Tumble Dryer
full of chavvy kids?
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# A daughter...
...with a fruit-based name?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Arf!
It's a better lyric than the original for sure!
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Fuck off n00b
;)
How as your holiday matey?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Twere
Fine, cept 'twere way too hot in the middle of the day. Necessitated going and sitting in the bar for four or so hours each lunchtime. Yay to that ! (and who are you calling a n00b?)Can't stand cheeky kids!
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Tis I
ElTimmeh!
Causing trouble as much as I can (which is very little)
Blue Sunday?
calling me a kid ya cheeky scruvy dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Timmmeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew it was you all along reaperboy.
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Of couse you did.....
I only told you several hundred times down T'pub!
Lordi, lordi, lordi!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)
# You
Have mail sucka!
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)
# something that just occured to me...
...is that the saying "never eat yellow snow" is pointless as piss is warm once applied to cold snow the snow would melt, and not be snow any more... so therfore shouldnt the saying be "dont drink piss".... just a thought
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)