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# haha
*laughs at arachnophobes*

apparently in you lifetime you swallow like 20 spiders in your sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)
# thats just a legend
they made it up. not sure who. it was probably some kind of crab.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)
# what?
in you lifetime you swallow like 20 crabs in your sleep?

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
# probably
thats why the crabs made the spider thing up. as a diversion.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)
# CRAAAB PEOPLE, CRAAAB PEOPLE
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# like so?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:24, archived)
# WOOPwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:38, archived)
# sneaky fuckers
Peter Cook:
'The worst job I ever had was gettin' lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's arsehole. Jayne used to go swimming off the beach at Mally-boo and these fuckin' lobsters used to go flyin' up her arse. And I used to have to pull the fuckers out.'
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Well, maybe if that wasn't a REAL TRUE FACT we would...
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# FALSE!
www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

Though strangely enough, that referee image in the banner is something I drew back in the late 90's... 100% OF FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:14, archived)
# hehe
i said apparently.

mind you. i did get woken up the other night by some bug falling on my bottom lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:17, archived)
# I hate bugs crawling on me
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:19, archived)