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'Fucking Spiders'

Just about to get under the duvet and I had this BIG happy fellow trying to get in bed with me

I know its not RPS but I've got something else special for then.

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CPhoenix, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)

ARGH!!!!!

YOU CUNT!!!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)

HOLY CHRISTING WANK!

thanks for that

/arachnophobic just getting into bed blog

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Brims Spurts., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)

this ^

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connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:06, archived)

ah that's nothin'...

you've obviously never run into a "thousand legger". It's about the size of a cockroach, kind of the shape of a centipede but with big spider legs, and they're fucking aggressive. They apparently eat spiders.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:11, archived)

In Australia we call them milipedes.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

In Britain we call them milipedes.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)

we have millipedes here

I don't if "thousand leggers" are quite the same. Maybe they are...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)

Yea, but with bigger legs ...

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:20, archived)

RARRGH

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Shiksa, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:24, archived)

Yuergh!

NSFM!*

*me

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:26, archived)

not safe for anyone

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Shiksa, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:33, archived)

lovely

seriously

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:27, archived)

gaaaah!

Yes that's them.

*wierd skin sensation*

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:37, archived)

I had a feeling that was what you were talking about.

The common house centipede. Scary looking little fuckers.

...the more I look at that picture, the more it looks like God really fucked up with the clone tool.

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Shiksa, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)

the more I look at it the more I want to beat my moniter with a shoe

ta for the info. They are indeed scary. They are not adverse to running after you if you try and fuck with them.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:46, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake

I'm going to dream about that damned thing tonight, now!

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eXOBeX, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:14, archived)

thats shitting

awful

/the fear

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connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:45, archived)

wrong wrong wrong!

*shudders*

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abandonnship, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:17, archived)

awwww

apparently they're harmless.

Still.. breeeuuguuughhh.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:31, archived)

ive been hunting one of those fuckers in my room

for about 3 weeks now

still have'nt got him...although, now hes missing a leg

:D

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghh

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connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)

I had one of them t'other day.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)

I like spiders.

They eat flies.
Flies tread shit all over my clean kitchen floor.
Therefore spiders are good.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)

^spiders are our friends

If they're elsewhere

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:09, archived)

Seconded.

Spiders are cool, and anyone who kills them has no concept of inner beauty.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)

^this^

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:11, archived)

ning

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)

ning

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:22, archived)

Indeed

This one was release back into the wild.... via the 2nd floor toilet window.

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CPhoenix, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)

Well gather a few hundred up

and go to bed with them.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)

Yes.

I think I will.
They can web themselves together into the shape of an attractive arachnid woman. And she will be mine.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)

He just wants to be friends!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)

haha!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:09, archived)

Hahaha

nicely done

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CPhoenix, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)

did you do the picture of the spider

with a face that said

"im going to crawl in your mouth while you sleep" or something. maybe it was rapituni

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connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)

oh yeah

who was that? if it was me, I didn't save it...

THough it SOUNDS like me...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:17, archived)

actually

it was probably schnurr

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connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:30, archived)

Meh

I remember it now. I think it was schnurr...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:32, archived)

haha

*laughs at arachnophobes*

apparently in you lifetime you swallow like 20 spiders in your sleep.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)

thats just a legend

they made it up. not sure who. it was probably some kind of crab.

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connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

what?

in you lifetime you swallow like 20 crabs in your sleep?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)

probably

thats why the crabs made the spider thing up. as a diversion.

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connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)

CRAAAB PEOPLE, CRAAAB PEOPLE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:19, archived)

like so?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:24, archived)

WOOPwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop

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abandonnship, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:38, archived)

sneaky fuckers

Peter Cook:
'The worst job I ever had was gettin' lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's arsehole. Jayne used to go swimming off the beach at Mally-boo and these fuckin' lobsters used to go flyin' up her arse. And I used to have to pull the fuckers out.'

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:21, archived)

Well, maybe if that wasn't a REAL TRUE FACT we would...

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

FALSE!

www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

Though strangely enough, that referee image in the banner is something I drew back in the late 90's... 100% OF FACT!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:14, archived)

hehe

i said apparently.

mind you. i did get woken up the other night by some bug falling on my bottom lip.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:17, archived)

I hate bugs crawling on me

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:19, archived)

Fucking hell!

I hate those bastards.
I had a mouse in my room the other day. Luckily I chased it out because I was going to stab it instead.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)

haha!

I like the mental image I now have in my head of stabbing a mouse.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

You sick fuck.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:26, archived)

You like the idea of stabbing a mouse?

What, are you retarded?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)

oh quit acting all tough to impress the lady meeces.

You know she's a slag mouse anyways! I heard she's got 400 children from different fathers.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:47, archived)

I don't mean to be a pedantic bastard,

But I said "the mental image I now have in my head" not the idea. Personally I do not condone anyone stabbing mice, and frankly I'd like to punch anyone who does stab mice.
So eat my fuck :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:50, archived)

How can you enjoy a mental image of something like that?

I stand by my statement.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)

Hahaha!

Watch Tom and Jerry you spacker.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:54, archived)

That's just a cartoon.

But anyway, i'm off to bed.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)

I don't care anymore.

I'm tired. Whatever, you win, blahdedahblahblah.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)

Pffft!

I'll try to get him back then and do the deed :D

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)

argh!

it is the very embodiment of evil.
kill it with knives

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:13, archived)

and used tampons.

ok, ok! Fuck...I'm going, I'm going.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)

what kind of spider is this?

Everytime someone on here posts a pic of a spider they've caught, it's one of these big spindly bastards.

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Shiksa, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:21, archived)

common house spider?

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:28, archived)

the common house spiders here in the U.S.

don't seem to be that big and leggy.

still scary though.

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Shiksa, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:37, archived)

well

there's a variety in Britain, tiny ones that are full of energy and never stop running about, those lankey fuckers that run and stop when you look at them and try to push over whatever you catch them in, rather big ones that make quite a thud when they jump onto something and so on

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)

The common house spider in Australia

Is the one that was used in Arachnophobia. I think they shipped them in from New Zealand.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:43, archived)

riiiiiiiiiiight

....

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:47, archived)

that movie

and my repeated childhood watching of it. probably has something to to do with my mega fear. thinking about it.

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connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:49, archived)

the "common house spider in Australia"

wouldn't happen to be one of these, would it?

Between those and funnelwebs, I don't know if I will ever be able to visit Australia. EVER.

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Shiksa, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:10, archived)

That's the fella (a Huntsman for anyone interested).

If it's any consolation, no one has died from a funnel web bite in over 20 years.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:22, archived)

oh god

that IS the "common house spider" in Australia?

And I thought I was making a joke.

And funnelwebs may not have killed anyone in years, but they're still fucking ugly.

not.going.to.australia.EVER

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Shiksa, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:03, archived)

You're just winding us up.

Avondale spiders, thank you so VERY much..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:26, archived)

urgh!

he's a tad big

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:22, archived)

hehe

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:32, archived)

well

i'm quite the arachnophobe but that doesn't bother me

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:35, archived)

"may have"

you passed the test.

you are not an arachnophobe.

You are just a gay around large spidres that can kill you.

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)

nah i'm not

i realise that the big ones that can kill me probably wont even bite me so i'm cool around them

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:43, archived)

they don't want to bite you.

they want to fuck and finger you.

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:44, archived)

right...

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:45, archived)

I have a new favourite sentence.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)

to be said at parties and places where a ladies might need to itch herself.

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)

AAAARGH

no fair!
:(

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abandonnship, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)

he just wants sex.

you do too. admit it.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)

My spideysex is tingling!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)

here, have a nice crippled juicy fly.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:45, archived)