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# 'ning folks! I had to get this out of my head
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This is how b3ta has affected me, in what way has it effected you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)
# i no longer leave the house
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)
# it's all nawty people outside anyway
better to stay in the cuddly warm glow of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# i promise to lengthen your shackles
but only if you behave yourself :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)
# I WILL NEVER DO SUCH A THING
i want a hug ):
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# I want a viscount
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I want a viscount and a hug
and a hat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)
# hahhaha
the funny thing is, I have all those things within reach of my right arm... oh and left for the hug :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# yay
:D

I shall venture to lidl and obtain viscount biscuits and then photograph them

hmm, I might add tunnocks too, hmm, ahhhh yeah, I'm getting a bit excited now, so I'll stop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# I fear the daystar too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I no longer have Cancer
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# i don't eat
until DtF

(this may be a lie)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)
# just have a chip breakfast
it'll be braw
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha!
tis all true
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)
# so it's not just me then
I swear I find things funny now that I'm sure really aren't

I love the group insanity :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# I have no money now
I spent it all on computer

It's b3ta's fault!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)
# yay
I have no money either, but that's because I'm an idiot :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# i say rofl-copter in public places
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:45, archived)
# I haven't crossed over that edge yet
but one day I'll say "lol" and I'll get called a twat or stared at blankly
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Perhaps with that very expression
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)
# i see goatsie in things
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# oh yes
I can't even look at a tunnel now or an arched bridge of the suitable shape reflecting on water without smirking.

that's just mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)
# i am no longer replused by goastse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)
# infact, it's completely normal
look up a friend today :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)
# B3ta made me gay
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I hope you took it like a man?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# and the world is a better place for it
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# it wasn't b3ta

you big mincing nancy boy, it was that short spell in prison you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# banged up chokey action
yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)
# But my spell in the nick came after i discovered b3ta
After b3ta, I didn't seem wrong to fuck kids. Unfortunately the law thought different
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# what are judges like?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I tell people i'm going to cunt them in the fuck
They look at me strange, and my mum won't let me in her house anymore
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)
# you'll have to break in
and smear excrement all over the walls

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# and then take a picture and tattyshop it!
Good plan
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)
# :D
yes, remember if the picture is taken by you and displayed publicly, and not by the police and used in court as evidence against you it's art

and therefore can't be questioned! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# pfft
damn those art destroying coppers.
They've already stolen my "beaten up granny" and my "mistreated children" works
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# hmm
maybe you shouldn't display them, and just keep them as part of a private collection, tho of course, they'll only really have a financial value after you are dead :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# I should ning at people I know across the street
Also every little silly idea I have, now has the phrase 'ooooooh that would be so funny on b3ta'
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)
# yes yes post it all :D
you know, in the future, when everything is finally covered in silver foil to make it look all space age historians will look back on this site and ponder.

and then say to each other "bum wees!" "tell me again human" and all that, we are leaving a legacy for the future, perhaps making the world a better place for kittins.

yay =^.^=
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:27, archived)
# funny because it's tragic!
I mean true :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:34, archived)