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# It really isn't a girls' car.
For my wife to drive it she has to have the seat fully forward and raised. The pedals are right a way out below the steering column, designed for man-length legs.

It is also a stylish but manly car, with a nice broomy, grrring engine.

I got the car/cock reference, but I just wanted to mention that I have a nice car.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)
# it is a leggy woman's car.
end of.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)
# It can't be though.
There is no make-up mirror in the driver's sun visor flappy thing.
No lipstick holder.
No vase with plastic sunflowers in it.

Respect my manly car or I will create the most horrific image that can come from my headbrain and post it on the board this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Convertibles are ladycars
YOU DRIVE A LADYCAR

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Right.
That's it.

You're off my Christamas card list now.




sniff
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)
# my micra has none of those things
and it is definately a lady car.

your wife is obviously a midget.

you drive a woman's car.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)
# are you suggesting he is married to jimmy crankie?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Maybe so.
But at least I can spell 'definitely'.
Anyway, you really shouldn't boast about owning a Micra. They are the shittest cars ever to be pooed out of the bottom of a worm-infested skankwhale. Just marginally worse than any of the Ford cars.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)
# haha
I'll have to agree with you there
Although the new micra has a certain charm
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# my car is a nice colour
and gets me around
and guzzles a lot less petrol than any of your cars
and costs a lot less to insure i bet
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Oh guaranteed
My first car, at 17 was a mini. It was braw!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# i wasn't allowed to have a mini
):
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# i am 18
and it is my first car, i am allowed to spell 'definitely' wrong as much as i damn well like!

there's no need to get stroppy just cause you drive a woman's car!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Sorry.
It'll be the oestrogen tablets and 'that time of the month'.

Oh, I'm crying now. /fans eyes ineffectually with hands/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# not for Heather Mills then
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Convertible models of standard family vehicles
eg astras, escorts, mini's etc

are all woman cars. Fact
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)