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# Hi Everybody!
anyone got a spare liver?

edit: Rob, where is my Christmas tree, or did you lose the cheque?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Hi Dr Nick!
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Hi Dr Nick
Swap you one for a Megane radiator (see below)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)
# no
sorry, I'm on the look for one as well. In fact any major organs that are going spare, send them to me. They are bound to be better than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:34, archived)
# how was the blue meanie?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# it's a bit good
to say the least.
Ok to send you an e-mail? I have a maintenance question.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)
# yeah, go for it,
you still have my addy dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)
# indeed
The helpful Dr Phil furnished me with it on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)
# yeah,
but not for you - you'll mistreat and abuse it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)
# A liver is supposed to process alcohol,
so I am actually treating mine really well.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Yep!
We have pig, goat, alsation or kitten.
(Dave the Explosive Newt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Chopped
and with onions?

Umm no.

Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# I'll swap you
for a throat that doesn't feel like I've just swallowed a load of glass, and a functioning brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:39, archived)
# "Is
life worth living - that depends on the liver."
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)
# well, a truly awful pun.
its good to be back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)
# indeed
i haven't enjoyed wasting work time so much in ages - the pun isn't mine though, it's from a band called "Eat".
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)