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# if you did, we'd all be fucked.
No-one can understand everything here. No-one.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Eh?
What was that?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# that's the beauty of it.
*lobs a chocolate orange at the wall to open it*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
*tummy rumbles*

There's no fucker in this office who didn't have ryvita for lunch today, except ME for I am SANE. And I'm starting to feel bad about it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Why feel bad about
not inflicting carpet tiles on your digestive system?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I'd rather eat cardboard.
Much the same effect but cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# don't be ridiculous
as long as you eat reasonably healthily, life's too short to deny yourself. *almost halfway through chocolate orange and glass of full fat milk already*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# I had
chips, chicken nuggets and beans at the swimming pool. I like to live it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ah but
you swam too. Swimming is healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# she might have
just gone for the cuisine.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I swam if you mean
sitting in the baby pool for half an hour with a very serious, cold and shivering toddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# she never said that...
maybe just popped in for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# MINDPISS!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# *watches the area around this thread turn blue*
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(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# smirkles
like a schoolkid
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Well..
the water had a yellow tinge to it, and lots of little warm spots around some of the babes :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# eww!
You sit in wee!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# While I was getting the babe dried
he wee'd on my foot. You get used to these things.. It dribbled down into the drain quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I had baked beans and fish fingers before swimming once
I threw it all up into the foot-washing chlorinated mini-pool thing.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# hoorah!
*round of applause for brainstuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Nice.
One of mine threw up some baby milk in the pool. No-one noticed and we left quietly soon after.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# i've done that
they fished it out with a net.

and it wasn't baby milk.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)