you'll really start regretting it in your thirties
once you have kids and you can't even kick a ball around with them
I GAVE UP YEARS AGO AND THAT MAKES ME A SUPERIOR SMUG BASTARD
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Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:59,
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I GAVE UP YEARS AGO AND THAT MAKES ME A SUPERIOR SMUG BASTARD
i've made it to fourty and can still kick a child from one end of the garden to the other.
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Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:02,
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It's all in the follow-through
However, be careful not to end up wearing the child like a shoe
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Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13,
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best to kick them in the face
to avoid any boot/arse complications
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You know,
even if you're modest about quitting, most people still peg you for a smug superior bastard.
Smokey friend: Want one?
Me: No thanks. Don't smoke.
SF: Did you ever?
Me: Back in school, yeah.
SF: So you think you're better than me, huh? Mr. No-thanks?
Me: ...
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Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:05,
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Smokey friend: Want one?
Me: No thanks. Don't smoke.
SF: Did you ever?
Me: Back in school, yeah.
SF: So you think you're better than me, huh? Mr. No-thanks?
Me: ...
I've noticed that
Not that I've ever managed to quit for over 4 days, but still. When I do try I almost get hounded into smoking again.
See, it's all everyone else's fault.
EDIT: time to go and smoke it up. Selecta.
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Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08,
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See, it's all everyone else's fault.
EDIT: time to go and smoke it up. Selecta.
but I AM better than everyone
the voices in my head tell me so
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Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08,
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or be like me!
I never started. Never touched a ciggie in me life!
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Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12,
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haha
It's true, though. Most doctors recommend a protective coating of tar on the lungs. Helps filter out the bad xetans.
/scientology
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/scientology