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# could try
do you boil bunnies?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(I helped save b3ta! nyarlathotep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:41, archived)
# you could ask if anyone is stupid enough
to spend HOURS making a website dedicated to fast food containing bunnies as the main ingredient.
curses. I am a bunny boiler. And frier infact.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
how about, phoning your ex up (after you dumped them) at 2 in the morning, and on being told that your ex has her new boyfriend with her, proceeding nonetheless to tell her for 3 hours straight that you can't live without her. Including trembly voice and threats of violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:47, archived)
# there's experience there
isnt there...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:49, archived)
# How about
Do you check your husbands/boyfriends pockets and/or wallet for telephone numbers and/or receipts and ask for an explanation of everything
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:45, archived)