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[challenge entry] 100% True...

How's that for de-motivational?
(Yeah, I know, it's nothing, just a little dent-but was still enough to be a write-off. Not my fault and yet I still have to jump through hoops to get anything from my insurance company...)

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(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Thats a right off?
what prick wrote that off?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:13, archived)
# Yup, that's a write-off (Radiator shunted back about an inch)
and in answer to your 2nd question - some silly bint in a 2-yr old corsa. Which had an even teenier bump in it. And took her 4 days to get her insurance details to me.
/rant
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:15, archived)
# MEAT GOLF.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:28, archived)
# MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:31, archived)
# GOLF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:32, archived)
# MEAT GOLF.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:32, archived)
# GOLF WITH MEAT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:53, archived)
# THAT'S RIGHT, MEAT GOLF.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:53, archived)
# DID ANYONE HEAR ME SAY MEAT GOLF?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:01, archived)
# MEAT GOLF, WHO IS WITH ME?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:02, archived)
# GOLF MEAT?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:03, archived)
# NO NO NO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE WRONG THING.
MEAT GOLF, MOTHERFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:04, archived)
# MEATFUCKER? AND GOLF? I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT ALL IN ONE DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:06, archived)
# FLOG YOUR MOTHERTEAM, FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:10, archived)
# Serves you right
for having a personalised plate ;)
EDIT: WAIT! Brain fail. Ok, balls to that.
Shut up, it's 2a.m.
(MNNNNGGH, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:53, archived)
# I'd like C4ROW when I'm slightly richer.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:55, archived)
# Oooooooh, nasty! Good luck :)
When my car got nicked and arsoned, I had to go through the insurance process.
In the end, I decided not to get any money because I was 18 at the time, and it was cheaper just to keep my no claims.
Sad fact of life that they'll find a way to keep your money rather than pay out! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:54, archived)
# Can someone please explain to me why people would pay for insurance that doesn't pay out?
Put the money in an emergency savings account, for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:56, archived)
# Meh. Mine were willing pay but...
... the payout was less than my no claims was worth.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:15, archived)
# I still don't understand. How does this provide peace of mind?
That's all you're buying with an insurance policy, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:18, archived)
# Nah, all you're buying with a policy is...
... the benefit of you and your vehicle being road legal.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:22, archived)
# I've never bothered going fully comp,
not even fire & theft. Just 3rd party, the bare minimum to do be road legal. When your car's only worth 200 quid, what's the point?
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:02, archived)
# what do you need a car for?
you have shoes made of bread.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:23, archived)