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Load up the moody mule for your gold mining trip, but watch out – he may fuck at any second with no warning! Gently saddle him up and unload on your gear!

So pick a piece and stack it on. He’ll make you jump with excitement as he shoots his load off!

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(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:50, archived)

Needs more

Saddle-mounted-Dildo.

(Dooley, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:51, archived)

look just after the ass's arse.

it does look suspiciously like a brown, hairy dildo with a yellow base sticking right into it.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 23:08, archived)

Oh rat's cocks!

I'd just started doing that one.

(Cod Metal King Oh Mr Bellpit, your legs are so swollen!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:51, archived)

Sorry...

but Mrs Drew wouldn't let me do Richard Hammond off road racing!

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:54, archived)

That's grounds for divorce that is.

(Cod Metal King Oh Mr Bellpit, your legs are so swollen!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:55, archived)

I tried to preempt his funeral

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:56, archived)

Arf!

(Dooley, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:56, archived)

hahaha

these really are warping my childhood memories already. woo!

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Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)

nah

needs more magenta cdc-age.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)

Back in my day

buck-aroo (hyphenated) was just a dull brown colour, although the objects were colourful.

/old blog.

woo btw

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:54, archived)

This makes me laugh

Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:55, archived)