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(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Does it vibrate too?
You know, you can actually get the vibrating rubber duckies.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Yeah, and a big sponge vibrating strawberry.
'Ning all. I cannot express how much I don't want to be at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# 'ning, you!
And yes, I feel your pain...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I've only got to get to 1pm today
then it's officially halfway through the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Heh!
Yeah, I had thoughts like that this morning as I got out of bed...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# OOh.
Have you a link? My wife might want one for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I can't go on a site at work that sells those kinds of things
But if you type in vibrating strawberry into google it throws up tons of links. They used to sell it in Ann Summers, but I'm not sure if they do anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)
# And that's perhaps one of the least bizarre
things I've searched for on the Googles.
And for those of you who don't know what a search engine looks like, left-click on the blue text with your pointing device: Vibrating strawberry (NSFW).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Bath, Shower or any wet environment?
such as??

Im pretty sure Im not going to sit in a puddle with my vibrosponge and the Lido at the local park may prove a bad move.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Er,
I think it means off-shore oil rigs. All those burly mens would want to relax in a strawberry spa world after a hard day of drilling and probing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# ah
now it makes sense.

*thinks or burly riggers in scented baths using their special sponges*

Y'know. Thats a rather erotic mental image i have there.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *steales, markets, profit!*

WOO! the ultimate bath toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Thinking of the size of your average rubber duck
That mouth hole will be the size of a 2 pound coin at best.

It'll be like throwing a hot dog down an alley!

for me anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
great idea

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# well fuck a duck.
Oh erm....just did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# If you combine it with a dildo
You could have a rubber duck with a rubber dick
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# hehehe!
pass me the soap, no not that exfoliating stuff with the bits in.

ning.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)