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[challenge entry] This'll make them get there on time

From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 347 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# It'd be game over every time.
You should comp it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# ta.
didn't even think of it
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Easily fixed
Just ninjaedit that post...

...ninjaedit: and you've done it already.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# It'll never work.
Trust me on this.

I used to be a customer of NeverArriva, and half the time their drivers couldn't even get the train out of Bradford Interchange.

'tards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Forward?
Or reverse?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# It's a one-way station, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# That would explain it...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Arriva do the buses I go to work on in the morning.
I actually wrote down the times of arriving to pick me up for a month - they were an average of 16 minutes late.

CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# or your watch is fast
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I set my mobile to the time on BBC news
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# 'twas a joke cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# THERE ARE NO JOKES ON MY SHIP
Well, there are. I was just anal enough to make absolutely sure that my clock was perfectly correct.

I sent them a letter of complaint (Pissed Off of Buckinghamshire) but no reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Is there a victim support group?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# write to your mp
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Arriva do trains too?!!
God help us.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# If you didn't know that
you are truly blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# it's ok,
they only run them in wales now

*awaits abuse*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# so good
I clicked twice
(jidler changed his name on, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Your train appears to be going backwards
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# like the car...
In the Sheila's Wheels advert

That bugs the shit out of me!!
(jidler changed his name on, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# i'm assuming this is big cause it's not even loading here.
i'll also assume it's about a train.

the rest remains a mystery
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)