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[challenge entry] the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

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(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Wow
The exact opposite of Christopher Reeves!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# what
does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)
# The opposite of Christopher Reeves
Christopher Walken.

Reeves was in a wheelchair?

*comedy trombone that fails on last note*

I'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Pfffft!!! No need for coat
I got the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)
# disgraceful
pffftt!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)
# 101z0rz
..........................................................................
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i dr00r3d a pikchoor


*edit2* i'm hungover... at work... and very grumpy after 2 days holiday... :(
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Hell!
Lock up your daughters, lock up your wife. Lock up your sister and run for your life!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# he's not an alien
he's FAR too cool to be an alien
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)
# he comes from the same planet as Matty Damon
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)
# *hides*
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Arrrggghh
he's wearing an unsharp mask
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
# eeugh fear
make him go away.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)
# SEXY
And a good dancer. And quite scary.

What more could you want in a man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# whadidya do to him
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)
# he put text next to his face....
all aliens have text next to their face!
*edit* sweet FA!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Subtitles, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)
# but surely not worth it's own thread....
:-/
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)
# don't be rude
the image is fine, if a little bit minimalist
the joke is good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)
# I don't get the joke
But I like the thread because he's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# the joke is he's a very 'reptilian' and slightly odd bloke
so it would make sense that he's actually an alien
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Oh, then I got that bit.
He's still rather lush though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)
# i would
purely for the tabloid coverage :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# I reckon he's evil in bed.
Holding women down by their necks and ripping their legs open etc.

Rah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# i doubt it
he's an actor and therefore probably completely self-obsessed
he porbably doesn't even notice the lady is there

/has worked with actors a lot, and isn't that impressed blog
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)
# haha
can you imagine what his alien schlong would look like?!? that should be a compo in itself... 'walken's penis- discuss'
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# exactamundo!
thanks mictoboy.

btw, he is absolutely one of my favourite actors, just to clear that up!

EDIT:: i'd probably be looking for a chance to hate the world if i was doing a shit job in gateshead too! :-) 'tis your karmic punishment for being a twunt! HAH!
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)
# wow you can read?
have a pastie supper!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Are you girls going to have to have time outs at separate ends of the classroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# its dutch door action... my missus is on her rag!
now he'll go a kick the can cat... who will attack the mouse... who will bite baldrick!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
# lol
nah, that twunt just needs to stop hating the world, himself and life!
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)
# *laughs at threatening behaviour and post editing on the interwebs*
HAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAAHA-HAHA!
HAHAH!
HA
H!
hm hmm!
*cough*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)
# i feel sad for you little man :-(
i hope your life improves
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# oh... to be pitied by the pitiful
oh the irony...
*last word*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# i suppose it was pitiful of me
to have even risen to your unneccessary rudeness in the first place. there's little to pity me for aside from that.

*wank wank wank*
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# yet you still reply... interesting....
... please.. take a seat and we shall discuss this further... tell me about your childhood...
*edit* whats more... you waited until it went off the main board... what a looooooooooooooza!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# yawn
loser is it? i'm all talked out- how about we meet up in london so i can kick the fuck out of ya? ya mum's a cock juggling thunder cunt and i fucked your nan while your dad licked out my arsehole. dat more your type of language?
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)
# oh noes... you are teh big internet hard man... i am wet with teh wee wee...
and btw...
"dat more your type of language?"
you are ALI G
AICMFP
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Walken with Dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)
# I love earl and baby sinclair
Whos the fat twat on the left though!?

loll0rzz
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# haha- yaaay!
(bobbysands, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Argh!
He looks like G-Man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)
# i was just thinking that.
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Kr-kr-kr-kr-kr-kr-kr-kr-kr-kreally now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
#
Half-Life 3 Gman!
(WiggZ, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)