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[challenge entry] welcome mat

From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:37, archived)
# wtf???? lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:39, archived)
# "woo him woman!"
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# you know...he did once actually woo her
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# so long as he made her clean the floor afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
# it's such an obvious one....
...but I've never made her do that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# ah well
she'd only fuck it up anyway :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:58, archived)
# he'd most likely have her
hoovering, wall papering and fitting electrical equipment at the same time.

I'm off for tonight, 'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)
# nanite
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)
# hahahaha
in-fucking-spired!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha aceness. lovely composition
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:39, archived)
# thankee muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# rip him a new one
Jeremy - dirty alien whooers! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)
# i know I would
those daffs are gonna win me the county fare!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# filthy intergalactic prickheads
whose fucking planet is is it! Go the Daffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# silly aliens! come in peace!
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)
# 'ning sir!
how goes the shire horse rearing scheme?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# quite well
but for the horses

they don't like being reared!

I shall have to find an alternate point of entry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
# i recommend the ear
so long as you have a stepladder
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
# I have an unclefootstool
it will have to do!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# hoho!
Stupid alien
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:45, archived)
# aye
at least get the guidebook 'how not to step on earth flowers' (available at all good stockists, 9,99 centauri credits)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# I want to be Jeremy when I grow up
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
# easiest way is to starve yourself, have your skin bleached
and smack yourself about the head with a sack of potatoes for about an hour a day
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Thanks
I shall give it a go...
but not till after dindins
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)
# When I find jeremy,
I'll kill the bastard. He took my mother out for cocktails and a walk on the promenade and NEVER called her back.

He has bought terrible shame upon my family.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:55, archived)
# jeremy's too stupid for cocktails
his idea of a Manhattan is several hours on a cramped plane eating peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Worse than a whoooer
'nings sir
How's yer ma?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)
# AR MAAAGH
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:13, archived)
# She's still recovering
that BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 21:02, archived)
# haha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 19:58, archived)
# cheers :)
and 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:00, archived)
# ning!
only here for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)