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[challenge entry] Deli Beli


Edit: Asshats! Can't spell for toffee *Syndrome*

From the Old-age Superheroes challenge. See all 305 entries (closed)

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)
# pfffft!
I know some people can open bottles with their teeth - but with their lips????
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)
# a woman in thailand used to do it.... not with caps though...
... ouch!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)
#
a woman My mum
in Thailand with my milk bottles when I was younger
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)
# you are my sister...
AICMFP!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# "yes... you SEAM to have a bottle in your mimsy hole!"
(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)
# and a tv floating in front of your groin
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)
# And judging by the X-ray
Her hip bones extend to outside her body
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Child bearing hips
like Michael Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# That bottle is blatently inserted anally.
Trust me I know about that sortof thing.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)
# a friend works as a military nurse and he's told me about how dangerous this is...
... the bottle creates a vacuum inside and simply pulling it out will turn you inside out...

the bottle needs to be broken... :ox

BOWK
(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# broken?
surely you could just insert a lubed up tube alongside the bottle to let air in as you pull the bottle out?

Bottle in rectum = bad
Broken bottle in rectum = horrid
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# I don't get the joke.
Unless the joke is 'people putting things up themselves is teh funneh'.

Am I missing a vital piece of WW info?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)
# the bottle xray is a fake
.... apart from that your level of Hummus needs updating ...
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)
# There are lots of apparently funny things I don't get the hilarity of.
Scary Movie and American Pie to name two.

Oh, and Roy Chubby Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# *This*
And also anything by Jolly Jack.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah, he's just shit.
And also a right wanker.





But then I'm lying, so we're both even.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:04, archived)
# i got bored and i droored a picture for u...
... i will scan it once i get home :)
it didn't start as a pirate but i ended that way :)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Oooooooh
Everything ends up as pirates- because pirates are the subconscious WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:57, archived)
# I thought all
old women suffered from irritable bowels.....
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Doesn't matter
I don't get some things that everyone else does. No worries...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Wonder woman had a lot of free time after retirement
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)