b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 642861 (Thread)

# *takes of nerdy glassess*
Ok, sorry to bother you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# *Puts friendly arm round weener*
lends him a $2000 armani suit, sunglasses and 3 kilos of hair gel

*straight to camera, but this time looking proud*
'and this guys my friend'...
(Mattyboy, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Gee,
thanks Matty, I'm sure Marni will fall for me now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Bryan...
Is that... you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Not yet,
as soon as Huey Lewis and the News turn up, then I'll change.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Yeah, they'll be along soon
I booked them to perform at the party as a favour as I'm improbably best friends with them. Even the bikers'll dance to them.
(Mattyboy, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
# on my GOD
what am I going to DO? Huey Lewis is nearly here already and my God-damn date stood me up! Stupid College boys...

I'm supposed to be going to be PROM QUEEN, goddamit! I can't be Prom Queen without a date!

...uh, Bryan?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Marni?
*twinkly eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Uh...
BRYAN?
(Bryan's Oddly Attractive Next Door Neighbour, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Sheri?
why, you're...you're...beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)