And the girls with the big breatsencircle the Dad, and he's soon happy. Whilst this is happening on the porch, the party holder and friends miraculously clean the house, and just before they open the door, one of them picks up the last beer bottle and hides it behind his/her back.
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Dr Drink,
Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:22,
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you guys......I, my God, I can't believe you'd do this for me... it's, like, totally amazing!
Jeez, and I've always been such a hard-nosed shallow bitch to you all...
I never realised...
(Jeez, and I've always been such a hard-nosed shallow bitch to you all...
I never realised...
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:25,
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Thanks Mom,Have you and Dad come to a decision about buying me a new car yet?
( Dr Drink,
Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:28,
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She's your mom?Gee, she's so young...and I'm confused.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:29,
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you're confused?*gently takes spliff from Dr D's fingers*
You know what? I think you had a little too much.
(You know what? I think you had a little too much.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:35,
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Lookher dad's joined us for a smoke too - yeah, even old people can 'hang loose' kids.
He, along with the 458,722 other groovy dads from various US sitcoms and films was also at Woodstock.
(I have a horrible feeling that Woodstock was entirely attended by 20 something Jewish actors from New York who had NO IDEA they'd end up spending their entire careers playing befuddled, mollycuddled but underneath it all quite groovy and kindly fathers that work in law firms)
(,
Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:43,
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He, along with the 458,722 other groovy dads from various US sitcoms and films was also at Woodstock.
(I have a horrible feeling that Woodstock was entirely attended by 20 something Jewish actors from New York who had NO IDEA they'd end up spending their entire careers playing befuddled, mollycuddled but underneath it all quite groovy and kindly fathers that work in law firms)