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[challenge entry] Skinny pretentious fecker launched into orbit as a skinny, pretentious, Chanel clad javelin
In truth it's not how I'd kill her if given the chance. I prefer the more personal approach, with this inane vacuous little cnut begging for her shallow, worthless little existance as I stab her in the fecking neck over and over again.




Apologies for wack p'shopping.. no time!

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)

(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)
# wack?! hahahahaa!
^best bit :)
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Some anger issues there to work out i fear!
:)
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)
# good to see you're not bitter
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Whack~
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# man...shit is WHACK!
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Excuse me... i think you'll find I'm the token black guy in this movie!
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Who is it?
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# *whacks*
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Is there ski on that javelin?*
*doesn't get it.
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# yeah that's a ski
remember all those pics of her posing in the alps but not really doing much skiing? She had those bloody awful sunglasses on that made her look like an ugly, pouting, wack moth (i'm sure it's 'wack' rather than 'whack'?).

anger issues RULE :-)
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)