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...as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual.
They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants.
It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf.
You know, what's the point of living...
if you don't have a dick?

/donnie darko
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I had just looked for that quote myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Yes,
but that fillum is wrong. Have you seen the amount of smurf erotica available on the interwebs? Lots of it. Lots.

NSFW = gallery.osakagirls.com/Asian/Japan/Manga/Gif/Smurfs.gif
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# pink testicles?
i sincerely doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Could be war paint.
Some kind of makeup or something. Who knows how these smurfs think?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Haha, this ^
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)