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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# ghost cow haunting a hamburger
Edit: This will never get done because you can't draw a sheet with no legs and have it look like a cow... isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# I couldn't draw a ghost cow but I made this
Quick & doity
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# sexy monks!
no, actually..don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# interesting...
or buckfast monks!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# ahh bucky
here i am enjoying the caffeine-loaded dirt-flavoured trampbrew

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# mmmm...buckfast
doesn't go very well with saveloy and chips though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# i shall be drinkin' that tonight...huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# god DAYM!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# me too :)

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# *tries to remember Pinky and the brain quote*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# narf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# bindun
every day

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# so has this 'cartoon time' nonsense
at least i'm not wasting a thread

and i know i'm not funny, but that's rather my point
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Again
new animation = no leg to stand on
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# hardly a new anim
it's exactly the same idea/non-idea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# I think what mictoboy is trying to say
is that he finds 'cartoon time' rather vain and self-indulgent.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# And he's not the only one.
There are more of us than you'd ever guess.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Three?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# thank you Curis
that is exactly what i'm trying to put forward

whilst i love jollyjacks normal stuff
this thread, and threads like it, piss me right off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Mmm I see your point


now put it away before someone else sees it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
#
vain and self-indulgent depressing and damaging to his artistic ego.
(Garnett, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# *farts in general direction*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# *builds big hollow rabbit*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# haha i'm loving the new anims
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# A Whale
amorously seducing an icelandic sailor
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Moomins,
ON FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# ^this, please
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# definitely this
does anyone remember that big hairy thing with a beak?

scared the shit outta me that did...

didn't help me when i was spending the night in an igloo, looking out into a forest, and wondering if it was based on something...(I was only seven)

Its still scary!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# the groke?
www.lysator.liu.se/nordic/ill/Moomin/groke.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# yes!
i just looked it up on wikipedia...
...still gives me the chills...

this is the one thats really scary though, from the animation...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# i remember that giving me teh fear.
moomins was the most surreal thing my child mind had seen...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# yes i agree, very scary at the beginning
but once thingumy and bob give it back its thing* it merely becomes a tragic figure to be pitied rather than feared


*i forget exactly what it was
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Moominmamma
gave it a heart thing from her handbag...? in the anim.

It was so scary before you realised it was just lonely...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# yeah
zackly, bless it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# yes please
possibly melting to reveal their cold robotic endoskeltons or something.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# a camel giving
birth to an elephant
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# a fully grown elephant, yes?
:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Pat Butcher(d)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
#
robo-squirrel phallus
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# sneezing leprechauns
please
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# the surprising adventures
of sir digby chicken caesar
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# How the west was won..with denizens :)

or those little sh*thouse chaps :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# I demand more shithouse oh and some freakshow stuff as well...
Anytime before hometime

Thanks

Bye
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# prodigy 69 mud wrestling denizens for a prize of suffed olive sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# a prize worth fighting for
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# the blonde smurf getting clusterfucked by all the others

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# this!
it was always happening behind closed doors...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# When I was a lad I got sent an 'erotic'
story about just such an occurance.

There's some sick minds out there.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
#
...as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual.
They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants.
It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf.
You know, what's the point of living...
if you don't have a dick?

/donnie darko
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I had just looked for that quote myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Yes,
but that fillum is wrong. Have you seen the amount of smurf erotica available on the interwebs? Lots of it. Lots.

NSFW = gallery.osakagirls.com/Asian/Japan/Manga/Gif/Smurfs.gif
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# pink testicles?
i sincerely doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Could be war paint.
Some kind of makeup or something. Who knows how these smurfs think?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Haha, this ^
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# me
sat at home surrounded by a mother coffee afternoon, it's just me, ladies and babies.

screaming babies.

and talking about sore boobies and gushing milk flows.

will it never end.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# no it won't
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# don't apologise
he's got a lob on
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Those are easy to escape:
Just talk to the babies in their gurgly language and any time an adult asks you a question, hush them and tell them not to interrupt.
You'll be asked to leave in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# i'd try that, but it's at my house
and i want to stay.

luckly i'm tucked away in the back room now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# aaaaaargh!
*Atishoo!*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)
# yea. show it who's its daddy.....
Ahem sorry.....

the 4 horse nuns of the apocolypse discussing the merits of a good blue cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# SEXY HASLET!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# pants begone!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# that family guy picture!!
my eyes!!!!
(funny_man404 s face is smiling in retarded glee, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# mictoboy, seething.


/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ohh...topical

Chases!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# i don't seethe
i tut :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# illustrate
why it isn't a good idea to ride to work with your visor down while you've got a stinking rotten cold
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahahaahahahahahah
oops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# ugh....been there.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# ew
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
in a mattress shop. Arthur is looking to buy a new mattress; he's convinced his insomnia is due to poor sleeping conditions and has his eye on a nice king sized memory foam mattress.
Marvin has summoned up the energy to argue that perhaps it's the excess of caffeine causing the insomnia. Arthur is dismissing this as fantasy, and Marvin can't be bothered to further argue.
They are being followed around the store by an enraged bog monster for NO APPARENT REASON.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I have been thinking about the film 'Ghostbusters' a lot recently
I saw it twice in the cinema & I still have the Ghostbusters annual somewhere, I also had the "no ghosts" logo on a jumper and the ghost glowed in the dark and I completed the Ghostbusters game on my brothers Spectrum 48K.

So because of that my suggestion is the SA team in the style of 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# c64 version was better
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I didnt get a C64 until quite late (about 1989)
So I never played it on that format, soon after I got an Amiga (which I still have & buy games off ebay for) and by then it was all 'Lemmings this and Shadow of the Beast that'...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# that fillum really got my goat
Who're you gonna call?
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# As long as it doesn't slime me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Crikey, that's 2 goatse pictures in 2 days!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Subtle though eh?
I made this so fuzzy that it really could've bin anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# oooh..
maybe SA Team in the style of ghostbusters...
One would like that!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# fuzzy ploughshears
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# denizens
WITH TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# can't believe nobody's suggested yet....
SQUIRRELS WITH TITS!!

4dam blog
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# A scorpion and a tarantula...
...cowering in abject terror from a small trick-or-treating boy dressed in a very cheery halloween costume.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# http://www.collectedcurios.com/NSVT_037_Small.jpg
Please?!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Tank Police!


You know you want to...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# What's the point
in arresting a tank? Maybe a particularly foul smelling septic tank... but even so, if that's the case those officers are dressed high inappropriately for the task at hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Ah yes
the Dominion Tank Police, playing with suspects and grenades, the cat sisters (Annapuna and Unipuma if memory serves me correctly) and incessant pan-pipe music!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# must........resist.......
DAMN YOU SHIROW!!!!! DAMN YOOOOOU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# You're doomed to fail!
you know it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# THE POWER OF FUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)