b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 6468047 (Thread)

# Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
Sitting in a large basket that's floating down a wide river.
They have no control over this makeshift craft, and it simply follows the currents and eddies it encounters on this slow moving, majestic watercourse.
On the east bank of the river are numerous tea houses which are causing Arthur Dent to go a little crazed with desire and with the longing that the currents will take them close enough to the bank to get a nice cup of tea.
Marvin is more worried about the water oozing through the wickerwork at the bottom of the basket, which is causing the electronics in his leg to short and make it jerk like he's a mentaler. He's trying to decide if swimming to the shore and possible death would be preferable to listening to Arthur go on about how much he'd like a cuppa.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Virgin!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Where?
*requires sacrifice to appease the god, Pentel 0.5*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# you're standing in front of the mirror you tell me :P
BWAHAHAHA

/five year old playground blog
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# im a virgin, am i needed?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# *waves*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Hiya
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Well bugger me!
I actually gone done it!

Hoorays!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Congratumalations!
Now watch your bandwidth suffer! ;)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# YES!
Hello you. I completely failed at being you for a week. I apologise. It won't happen again

(but if it does I'll probably do it all the same again. MWAHAHA!) etc. and so on.

WHERE ARE ALL MY BISCUITS?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# you ate them silly!
*huggles*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# pffft
I haven't eaten them all YET!

*three seconds pass*

Oh... damn. now I have

*superhuggles*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# That's okay.
You couldn't ever hope to be me now I have my very own FRONT PAGE post. :-D

edit: biscuits are in the post. I didn't address them to you, wrap them or pay any postage, so you should get them by tomorrow afternoon.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)