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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
Sitting in a large basket that's floating down a wide river.
They have no control over this makeshift craft, and it simply follows the currents and eddies it encounters on this slow moving, majestic watercourse.
On the east bank of the river are numerous tea houses which are causing Arthur Dent to go a little crazed with desire and with the longing that the currents will take them close enough to the bank to get a nice cup of tea.
Marvin is more worried about the water oozing through the wickerwork at the bottom of the basket, which is causing the electronics in his leg to short and make it jerk like he's a mentaler. He's trying to decide if swimming to the shore and possible death would be preferable to listening to Arthur go on about how much he'd like a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Virgin!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Where?
*requires sacrifice to appease the god, Pentel 0.5*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# you're standing in front of the mirror you tell me :P
BWAHAHAHA

/five year old playground blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# im a virgin, am i needed?
(Nothingtoseehere, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Hiya
www.b3ta.com/board/6468037
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Well bugger me!
I actually gone done it!

Hoorays!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Congratumalations!
Now watch your bandwidth suffer! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# YES!
Hello you. I completely failed at being you for a week. I apologise. It won't happen again

(but if it does I'll probably do it all the same again. MWAHAHA!) etc. and so on.

WHERE ARE ALL MY BISCUITS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# you ate them silly!
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# pffft
I haven't eaten them all YET!

*three seconds pass*

Oh... damn. now I have

*superhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# That's okay.
You couldn't ever hope to be me now I have my very own FRONT PAGE post. :-D

edit: biscuits are in the post. I didn't address them to you, wrap them or pay any postage, so you should get them by tomorrow afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# the friday treat!
with nurses!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Ghost cow haunting a hamburger
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# A vat of Cider being slowly drained by Somerset mouses with long straws
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Isn't mouses the plural of a computer mouse?
...and as we all know they like stella!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# GREY CIRCLES
WHITE TEXT
MAN WITH TONGUE EATING WHITE TEXT

*prays*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# thank god
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# More of that lemur dude
you did a while ago.

He was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
#
skeletons go out to lunch
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's a treat, that is! Now then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Meatloaf...
on a bat - out of hell!
(crazy-c, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# A curvaeous and slightly innocent yet sexy woman
doing something a bit naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# For a change?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# yeah...
...break out of the mould...

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# That's the one ;)
Btw, are yougoing to be ebaying 'The Bash Kiss'?
And is that crazy stalker of yours* still bidding on everything?

*the other one, not me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I can’t ebay THAT!
That’d be wrong!
(And, no; he doesn't bid on everything....)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Then you should send it to me
*looks nervously around for Sausage Wagon*

Like, now. You should post it now
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# *cuddles*
I've seen it already..tis super!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Hahah, I know you have (and it is)
I just meant with rights to possesion. We both feature so I was trying to convince him to part with it before you noticed and insisted it was split or something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Which one do you want:
With or without tentacles?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)
# That's no tentacle!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Hahah
Sir, that just sounds so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# She wants tentacles...
hard and in the face....


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# *has spotted one of these in the wild*
(recently)

Hey there, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# *blushes*
*kicks dirt with toe*

Hey there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Yay!
do a tightrope-walking penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# HAHA
Ace!

I think you should do my comic. the one about the boobs... failing that, you should draw what would happen if at the next b3ta bash, TUTT Kerry Jessie and I got our hands on you!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# ^THIS!
definitly this!!

however, they should be wearing nurse uniforms.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *imagines Kerry in a nurse's outfit*
*feels......funny.....*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# In a kind of sexy way?
I know I am :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Can I join too?
Please?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# i really should attend a bash sometime...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Almost all the b3ta ladies went around gratuitously kissing
...including each other

There was a lotta love in that room (that we colonised!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# I really must get out more...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# *counts money*
i may have enough to pay for the train, all i need now is to hijack a boat from an old fisherman, so i can sail to england.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# When are you gonna put something on your website?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# When that 4dam finishes the back end
(ooer missus)

He seemed quite confident a week ago...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I am envious of those business cards you gave out……
…..very sleek.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)
# They are very lully aren't they?
www.moo.com/
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# There's nothing like a strong back end!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Who's Kerry?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# currently known as 'My Mum'
and wearing 4dam like a fucking hat.

Kerry is a 30 something bloke from Rugby formerly known as KMLabs
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Not a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# oi, Sausage! *reprimands*
KML kml

I'm post-modern, you know!

/refluff

=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# sword dancing, ala morris dancers
but with a girl and short kilt
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# its called
rapping

/parents are morris dancers blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# holdin it
quick and nimble
dah dah dah hear a cymbal!
You have my sympathy.
Call them RIS dancers. See what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Which is fun
as it sounds like "raping".
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# robots
playing with furry knives
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# The author
being squished between two lovely ladies in semi-darkness.

Edit: Changed my mind... Squirrels with TITS please!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# All of your characters having a picnic,
with the lady ones fighting over the last muffin.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Artichokes
pushing a cantaloupe off a shelf onto a shelf stackers' head.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Little bastards
those artichokes with their poncy ways and evil-doing in supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# tea and biscuits and SEX
please
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)
# but what about
JJ's cartoon time
badum-tish!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# An orgy in an old people's home?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# but i am not teh oldie peoples
and i like tea.. and biscuits... and sex
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ok, I've finished with the spider and scorpion thing.

How about a hardcore-looking antelope crowd-surfing over a throng of b3tans, while some more b3tans rock out on the stage?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Roger Moore
pumping Vernon Kay full of glans with a pressure-hose
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# ^this both terrifies and arouses me
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Black holes
and revelations.

Spaceships and shit. Do some sci-fi stuff. STARGATE! Show us your inner nerd...

*guh?*

GOD NO! DONT SHOW US THAT!. Put it away, man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Good afternoon, The Neville.
Long time no see, sir!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Man with Cocks for Arms
High-diving into greased-up Carol Vorderman
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Has-been TV personality Anthia Turner
being launched from a medieval trebuchet into the goatse'd anus of Phil Collins
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Grey shoes
melting in the dead of night (Supermassive arse-hole)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# FREAKSHOW STUFF
With Sexy Imps
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)