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# Would you care to demonstrate this?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# 1. Google.com
2. 'Labia'
3. Search
4. Images
5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# I like the one with the butterfly
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# you have THIS between your legs?
www.georgehart.com/sculpture/labia.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I do.
Coaster Girl! Dun dun dun daaaaaa! *flies off into the afternoon to rescue people from coaster related emergencies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I have one 'lip' a reasonable amount longer than the other
I remember seeing porn and feeling slightly paranoid about it, then realising that I hated the way 'perfect' ones looked and much prefered my own

Then I discovered that most women are asymetrical and again pondered the odd values of our society \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I have different shaped nostrils . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# FREAK.
:D Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I inherited one from my mun and the other from my dad.
It's funny because my brother has them too.

Has anyone ever tried that thing where you put a mirror to half of your body?
If you were exactly symmetrical it would look very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I wouldn't have one eyebrow permanently raised.
That would be horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# One of my ears is higher up than the other one
/wonky glasses blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Is your name Isaiah?



Oh no. That's eyes, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Everyone does.
It's nothing to be ashamed of. I don't get men and their labia thing- won't sleep with girls with longer labia than their outer labia etc etc (actually, if they did they'd realise it feels better because they massage the shaft) when we deal with all sorts of strange cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# all this talk about labias makes me feels funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# and not the talk of strange cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# no, because then i wouldn't be able to watch b3ta without making a mess every 2 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I'm not ashamed of it, I actually love the aesthetics of the way that looks on women
But it's certainly not represented in any imagery widely available publically, silly really
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Oh it is
There's an entire porn sect devoted to ladies of labial length. And some of those girls.... my goodness, it's like they've hung curtains.

Fabulous girls, bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Ahahah
One extreme to the other

"Hmm, none of these girls seem to have anywhere near realistic proportions, there may be a market to be addressed here?"

"Yeah, yeah, I agree...did anyone keep that number of curtain girl that auditioned last month?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)