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# When Doctor Who monsters go wrong
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(a_j_green, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# ... but nice norks though.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# They're a bit lop-sided though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Her bra
Lifts and separates, just not at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# She's filled her left one with helium.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# It's the way she's standing
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# ^this.
I hate it when people go 'urg, you/she's got lopsided boobies'

No, if I/she stands with one arm raised and one arm down they're MEANT to be at different heights. They're not the magical hover-tits made out of frigging limestone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# *demands limestone tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I'm sure there are some
I can't google it at work though, someone else do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Trust me.
It's safe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# I never said 'urg'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Not so much you
More other people that don't seem to understand if I'm stretching one arm then my tit is going to follow it upwards. Due to it being attached to me.

Although all humans are slightly lopsided and 98% of women have assymetrical breasts, feet, hands, labia.......
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Would you care to demonstrate this?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# 1. Google.com
2. 'Labia'
3. Search
4. Images
5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# I like the one with the butterfly
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# you have THIS between your legs?
www.georgehart.com/sculpture/labia.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I do.
Coaster Girl! Dun dun dun daaaaaa! *flies off into the afternoon to rescue people from coaster related emergencies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I have one 'lip' a reasonable amount longer than the other
I remember seeing porn and feeling slightly paranoid about it, then realising that I hated the way 'perfect' ones looked and much prefered my own

Then I discovered that most women are asymetrical and again pondered the odd values of our society \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I have different shaped nostrils . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# FREAK.
:D Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I inherited one from my mun and the other from my dad.
It's funny because my brother has them too.

Has anyone ever tried that thing where you put a mirror to half of your body?
If you were exactly symmetrical it would look very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I wouldn't have one eyebrow permanently raised.
That would be horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# One of my ears is higher up than the other one
/wonky glasses blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Is your name Isaiah?



Oh no. That's eyes, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Everyone does.
It's nothing to be ashamed of. I don't get men and their labia thing- won't sleep with girls with longer labia than their outer labia etc etc (actually, if they did they'd realise it feels better because they massage the shaft) when we deal with all sorts of strange cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:56, archived)
# all this talk about labias makes me feels funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# and not the talk of strange cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# no, because then i wouldn't be able to watch b3ta without making a mess every 2 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I'm not ashamed of it, I actually love the aesthetics of the way that looks on women
But it's certainly not represented in any imagery widely available publically, silly really
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Oh it is
There's an entire porn sect devoted to ladies of labial length. And some of those girls.... my goodness, it's like they've hung curtains.

Fabulous girls, bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Ahahah
One extreme to the other

"Hmm, none of these girls seem to have anywhere near realistic proportions, there may be a market to be addressed here?"

"Yeah, yeah, I agree...did anyone keep that number of curtain girl that auditioned last month?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Hahah, this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Invents hover-tits
They remain at eye level at all times.
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *fondles*
but don't enjoy it too much
i'll be kicked off by the nazi swear filter soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# SWEAR FILTER?
On b3ta or at your work?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Handy!
*justincases*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# What a fucking cunt.
What arsehole wankshaft installed that bastard cunty piece of shitty wankware?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# that should do it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# they only look wonky
because you can't see how high her left shoulder is due to the cyberman's silver marigold covering it....
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I'm sure they used to
make her throw herself to the ground just for the cleavage value
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# You don't look at the mantlepiece etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I'm more worried about the purple swollen
thing the front Cyberman is tugging
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I'd be worried if this was aimed at me too
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha! looket em go!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# I like that
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# RUN!
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)