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# AND YOU TOLD ME TO GET A FUCKING PARROT?!
You hate me, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# i just want to overthrow you so i can steal your ship.
it's all politics really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Mutiny!
I'd deal with you if I could be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *goes back to mend his aardvarks*
some day, my pretties...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Don;t make me cry
I'm a girl so it's against the law.

I'm a good captain. I pay you, and I give you somewhere with ever changing scenery to practise your (and let's be fair) rather pointless skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# OH YEA?
well...

euhrm...

you're ginger!

ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# No I'm not.
I'm fire engine red thank you. But natually I'm very very very light blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# that's even worse!
the truth is, actually, that i openly fancy redheaded women.

but not blondes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Well that's good.
No, that's....that's just fucking perfect.

Cunt. *storms off*

and I look silly ginge btw, as I already tried that. Bright red is muuuuuch better. For me. So thbpbpbpb.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# *suddenly realises that upsetting the captain is a bad career move*
*offers chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *offers P45*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# but i'm on a ship!
how can you fire me if i can't get off?

the chocolates are belgian, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# *looks at plank*
*looks at Johnson*


Do you want to retract that question?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *is unsure*
are there sharks in these waters?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Probably.
o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# *drops on his knees*
i'm allergic to sharks!
i'll make you cake, anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Oi...
not in my galley you don't...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Remember...
Cake is a made-up drug.
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# ____)\_____
Dunno. What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# get back in your den, you...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Must get my eyes checked
Somehow I managed to read "cleavage" in that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Good point
And I have fantastic cleavage. And that is the total and god's honest truth. It's comfortingly voluptuous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
Hurrah for cleavages!
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)