It wasn't sex
Her boyfriend is one of the scariest men under 6 foot in the world.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:28,
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I find all men under 6' scary.
Because I keep tripping over them.
/6'2" blog
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30,
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Because I keep tripping over them.
/6'2" blog
But how?
How can *anyone* be taller than me?
Curse you God for making me this way!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31,
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Curse you God for making me this way!
You smoked too many Marlboro's
Whilst I was being stretched on the rack.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33,
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This weekend
I shall mostly be getting drunk with a 6'7" bloke whilst pretending to be short. Huzzah!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34,
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Sounds like you've got plenty of people to look up to
Shortarse. ;O)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37,
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Is she wee?
Because being a wee woman myself I totally understand the loving of tall men. The taller the better.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38,
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check this out
the photographer forgot that framing the picture is important
(will be removed swiftly)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:40,
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(will be removed swiftly)
Things:
You have a nice smile
She's got a lovely dress on
I'm glad you look so happy, it actually brought a tear to my eye
and HA who's the guy on the step?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42,
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She's got a lovely dress on
I'm glad you look so happy, it actually brought a tear to my eye
and HA who's the guy on the step?
hmm
more of this sort of thing near where I live please.
Too many women that like handsome, successful, intelligent, rich men. The fools.
We need more to base their ardour on height, strength of odour and delapidatedness of car.
/tall, smelly, single driver of battered golf
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42,
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Too many women that like handsome, successful, intelligent, rich men. The fools.
We need more to base their ardour on height, strength of odour and delapidatedness of car.
/tall, smelly, single driver of battered golf
can you be cloned
or at least mold a pleasant female friend into sharing your points of view?
edit: grats on the marriage. (may be olds or news, thought I'd best be polite.)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:45,
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edit: grats on the marriage. (may be olds or news, thought I'd best be polite.)
Well we're not done yet
But ta. The mawwiage (/princess bride blog) shall be probably year after next- we keep finding other things to spend the money on.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:51,
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And 6'4" isn't enough for an indecent proposal?!?
*is sad*
*remembers 5'3" wife and is happy again*
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38,
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*remembers 5'3" wife and is happy again*
woo!
High five for creative cowardace.
"Look"
/points
/legs it despite being huge and apparently thug-like.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44,
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"Look"
/points
/legs it despite being huge and apparently thug-like.
This is the thing
(touch wood)
I've never been assaulted / beat up since about 16. 11 years.
so a) I avoid trouble
b) people may avoid trouble with me
c) I don't get out much :(
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:48,
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I've never been assaulted / beat up since about 16. 11 years.
so a) I avoid trouble
b) people may avoid trouble with me
c) I don't get out much :(
my last (and only) fight was at school.
It was ended when I hit someone with a table, then ran off, drove home and cried because I was a big bully.
Since then the nearest anyone has got was a man in a manchester bar grabbed my throat and told me my dancing was pissing everyone off (group of 30 people moshing in a metal bar and he chose me, for some reason). I said, instinctively and without forethought, "fuck off, please." and he did, surprisingly cheerfully.
Not really sure what was going on but I'm glad I didn't have to demonstrate a complete lack of the ability to defend myself.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52,
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Since then the nearest anyone has got was a man in a manchester bar grabbed my throat and told me my dancing was pissing everyone off (group of 30 people moshing in a metal bar and he chose me, for some reason). I said, instinctively and without forethought, "fuck off, please." and he did, surprisingly cheerfully.
Not really sure what was going on but I'm glad I didn't have to demonstrate a complete lack of the ability to defend myself.
yay!
*gesture of brotherhood*
/6'2" blog with link to wheelybird's
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:32,
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/6'2" blog with link to wheelybird's