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# As the board has slowed down a bit
have my first ever newsmash thingy:



Yes I know I'm 3k over, any advice on optimisation?

EDIT: well I thought it'd slowed down, I go for a quick spliff and it's all kicked off...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Maximum woo
I'll forgive you the three k since it's mighty good. If you want to make it slightly smaller though, try limiting the number of colours in the gif.
(Vulpine or something, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)
# what's the deal with the B3ta Virgin outrage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Well...
www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=35359
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# hahahaha
in THE.. FACE!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha

ok, I think this whole thing should appear on channel four news as the funny bit at the end :D

or has it already?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Ha
can't much better publicity than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:57, archived)
# image challenge.
they promised xboxes.
they didn't like entries.
they cried.
they pulled challenge.
they keep xboxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Didn't you get your Xbox?
I got mine!! I burnt it obviously!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:10, archived)
# oh well. that's big business for you...
by the way, bored so will pop this in here - not worth it's own thread...

(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Optimisation advice:
If anybody moans at a picture for being 53KB, smack them in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:09, archived)
# very much liking this
sounds like a panacea for all ills :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)
# ^this
with bells on
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# did you try a jpeg?
/patronising blog

I like how you didn't change just one of the news stories, because it's too darn weird already...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:10, archived)
# actually
the text would look shit if it were a jpeg, wouldn't it...

Forget I said that. Woo for newsmashes - made me go and check BBC News
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)
# rofl
inspired the whole image, that one
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)