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# Thats an excellent idea
I'm currently in the process of making myself look like a beaten housewife for a halloween party tonight. The iron would be much more authentic than makeup.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# need some help?

*necks three stellas*

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Hurray!
I'll still love you no matter how bad it gets.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Three!!!
She wants to look beaten, not dead!!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I can contribute 2 bottles of Corona (no silly little limes though) if it helps
plus a flicking of the nipples, poking of the arse, tickling of the feet, and wiping snot in the face

as that`s what "physical abuse" is deemed to be these days
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# you are an abuser!
hanging is too good for you
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# I`ll abuse you in a minute :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# You'd make a rubbish redneck
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# true.. never could sit in the sun for long periods of time
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# is there going to be a b3ta halloween bash?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# no
no no no no no
Yes, but you've not been invited, everyone else is going but you
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)