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# 4 legs, goes woof?
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/topical
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# haha reminds me of 'how do you make a cat go woof?'
pour petrol on it, then light a match.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Yep.
That's in the Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes

Buy it now kids!
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(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I already have!
I just need to remember where I left it...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# So buy one for every room in the house
Then you'll always have one to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Good idea...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# mrs thor called me earleir to say that it had arrived at home.
so i shall look at it when i get home.

saying that i went to all the book shops in gloucester at the weekedn and none of them had it in stock, i was disgusted, i ended up having to beat the manager with a copy of 'the world according to clarkson' as punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# harsh
but fair, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)