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# Oil rig drifting in North Sea
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(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# drifting:
cars sliding sideways, lots of smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Fast and the Furious: North Sea Drift
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *Awaits Ja Rule/Ludacris soundtrack*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
#
awaits fears
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# "you just dont know, how the drift goes and flows"
"With the north wind in your hair,
You can race here and there,
Oil pumping in your pipes,
pwoar it'll take you to new heights"


/Not a rapper.
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
#
/neither is Ja Rule, never stopped him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# tooshay
(Nothingtoseehere, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# of course!
silly fishcat, is it not obvious now?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# *puts on ducne cap*
Edit: I think I'll leave that spelling error for effect
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# 4 legs, goes woof?
piper alpha

/topical
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# haha reminds me of 'how do you make a cat go woof?'
pour petrol on it, then light a match.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Yep.
That's in the Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes

Buy it now kids!
.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I already have!
I just need to remember where I left it...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# So buy one for every room in the house
Then you'll always have one to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Good idea...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# mrs thor called me earleir to say that it had arrived at home.
so i shall look at it when i get home.

saying that i went to all the book shops in gloucester at the weekedn and none of them had it in stock, i was disgusted, i ended up having to beat the manager with a copy of 'the world according to clarkson' as punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# harsh
but fair, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# in the thames you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# pffft!
if that's the north sea my mums an aligator,
it's far too blue, far too calm and far too sunny!
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# hahahah click!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)