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# Calls Cost £3.40 A Minute...
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# It's "Big Hairy Cunts" but I can't get through
...it just answers my call, charges me a quid and then asks me to try again.

*sigh*

I'll keep trying...
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# i worked (briefly)
with a guy who genuinely believed you could make money from that sort of thing
as an investment opportunity

mind you, he was SPECTACULARLY stupid
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# was his name george?
?
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# he invested all his money in premium rate phone lines?
crikey, that is incredibly stupid.
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# he did
and he was
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# i won £50 and then £100 off one of them shows
cost me about a fiver total cos i rang in at 9.00am when all the other dumb people who ring these things are still in bed so i got straight through both times.

took 'em two months to send me my money, but i got it in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# And they're all over my telly
The bastards. I'm relegated to News 24 or this if I so choose to watch telly during the night.

And news 24 just repeats itself after a bit.


Ooooh, or Ideal World. Lovely ideal world. I have a bracelet from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# watch movies
or alternatively, and bear with me, you could use night-time to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# This is when I can't sleep.
And I've watched all the movies I own now, I've got to get some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# news 24 has a call in option too
if you ring in you can talk dirty to natasha kaplynsky. or if you send a picture of your arse, huw edwards will show it live on air
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# That's not fair on anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# its fair on my arse
it needs as much exposure as it can get
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha what a bunch of cunts
TJ:



The Google Ads are obviously tuning themselves to b3ta well now. Although i'm not sure many cancer jokes would 'lighten the mood'
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# what's black and fucks pussy?
cervical cancer

what's black and has got 27 tits and 16 bollocks?

the wheelie-bin outside the cancer clinic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Can't you feel the mood just lightening...
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# i'm smiling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# my wheelie bins got a severed head in it
but she made me do it because she wouldnt stop screaming
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# *coughs*
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6500408
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)