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(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Bitter?
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# sings
"Trojan horses waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" - The Osmonds.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# woo, i'm listening
to the utah saints mix of that right now.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# weren't they
crazy?

btw, how is the m3ta animation thingy coming on?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I'm still waiting on 4 bits
Not had any submissions today. I don't like to pester people.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# are you planning to
go for a release of the first 10 or for the 20 or so that have been set so far?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# The first 20
as an avi file and simultaneously as a realplayer file, hopefully that should mean everyone will be able to see them.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# cool
I'll probably be about on the board over the weekend if you want the AVI hosting. (I'm saying the AVI as I don't know if realplayer needs something extra on the server side).
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# I have mine ready
when i asked when to send it u sed "to fnord at the blueyonder domain2 - What?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# blueyonder.co.uk
sorry it was late then wasn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Hehehee
Ohhhhh.


Hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Rather not
I just slapped the wrapper on the scanner. This is what my boyfriend uses.....and they don't slip off.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Hehehee
I'm just finding everything funny this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Lucky you
If I had two, I'd have a pair of wellington boots
/complex
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# It's nice though, going in to buy some "Large Trojans"
they did their market research well.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Dont talk to me about
Market Research
/bored in my job
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Why
would it fall off?
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Insert old joke
about guys trying to convince girls that this
...........................................................................
is six inches. I dated a guy who tried to convince me that the size of his erection varied and that I should hang around eventually I'd get to see the "big" one.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# How
long did you date him for?
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Not long enough
to ever see the "big" one.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Bah.....
It's all in the timing, y'know:

Q: How long did you date him for?

A: Well, I was hoping for at least 6 inches
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Damn!
Messed that up good.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# ahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahaha!

that's great. written down and link noted.

:o)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I don't need to explain myself
I'm just great anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)