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[challenge entry] A bit of quick & dirty politics

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(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Spelling
is not
correct
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Ahhh...
not my spilling, all I did was stick the lord's head on EDIT: and very badly :(
Anyway I'm sure english wasn't his first language ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Actually... it probably was.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# he's called "jesus"
his first language will undoubtedly be spanish, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:54, archived)
# I him this badge with vibrous pride
and hope that everyone can be unpiled to porcelain of this citation

:D

*edit* it's in my vigorous throbbing profile now :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# woo! jesus + golf
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# But unfortunately
Resistance is futile!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# acid man!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# It's both sides' fault... and it's not the people, but once again the governments', goddam it's silly.
Though in all fairness, throwing stones at a tank isn't the wisest thing to do is it?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# anything to get rid of that cunt jagger
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# this is now my innapropriate phrase
"excuse me? what's the time? " "anything to get rid of that cunt jagger"

"is this the 12:18 to waterloo?" "anything to get rid of that cunt jagger"

I have no idea what's going on now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# No, it's the Palestinians' fault, who overwhelmingly voted Hamas into power who explicitly want to destroy Israel.
And attacking Israel with rockets from accross the border is not resistance, it's terrorism. Or possibly just war, I don't know.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# no its Israels fault
as the state is an illegal occupation of Palestine.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Nuh-uh.
Now you say "is too", and we relax.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# is too
relaxes...


sniffs poppers, relaxes some more..
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Ummmm..
Actually, it's all my fault. I made a few prank phone calls a few years back.
I'm not proud of it though :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah, that's my view as well.
But there is a level of over-reaction from Israel; though in the Middle East what we call 'over-reaction' is just a normal response. However the anti-Israel body has realised this and now uses it as propaganda.

'THEY KILLED WOMEN!!! [who were in a house laden with explosives at the time]'
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)