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[challenge entry] What would Jesus do? He'd molest little children, that's what.
meh

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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Jesus juice, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# silly jesus! children is not cumbucket!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# mustn't..... lol........
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# I suspect the trains to Hull are going to be pretty full this week
But this deserves a first class ticket. Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Seat already reserved :)
You're too kind, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Mrs Blue Aardvark is not impressed with this compo.
Too bad. It'll be over in a few days, and then we can get back to shopping kittins. Meanwhile, must think of something really heretical to shop tonight, while she's out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# does she love jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# She's the god-botherer of the family,
if that's what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# oh dear
i had an imaginary friend when i was a kid
he'd accompany me everywhere and make sure i was ok

then i grew up and stopped believing in god

/carr
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] no, he'd go feed the birds in the park...


rp 2827022
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# just don't mention heron flight...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)