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[challenge entry] WARNING!!! VERY NSFW!!!
it was inspired by this comment, so read this first then decide whether or not to click the link
www.b3ta.com/board/6522130

VERY NSFW!!!!!!!
Its amazing what a bit of plastic surgery can do these days.

all those exclamation marks have tired me out


From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 416 entries (closed)

(kidb Not any more, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Damn. I thought this might have been real based on your description.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I NEED SOMEONE TO FOLLOW ME AROUND AND PLAY SLAP-BASS WHEREVER I WALK. WHO'S WITH ME?
ON A RELATED NOTE, GOODNIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Night gronk
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# toodle
pips
(kidb Not any more, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# *plays slap bass*
and goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# a hand in the bush is worth 2 in the cock
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
#
in on

I don't want no hands in my cock, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# mmmmmmmm wholesome viewing there!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Arousing!
has he got a tiny cock or a very big hand-cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# thats not
his cock. he does it for money
(£30 if your interested)
(kidb Not any more, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# DEAL!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# he'll be at your house at 11ish
for only an extra £20 you can fuck his spear wound as well...
(kidb Not any more, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# I'm not a fucking pervert!
I'll just do his hand-cunt thanks.

does he have foot-cunts too?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# fair enough.

yes
(kidb Not any more, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# who is he married to?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# I was thinking about this very thing
literally moments before I came online...
Haha, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
#
10/10
top work, sir
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)