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It's that portrait again. Aren't there any decent photos of the man?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

Photos?...

... think about that one.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

hahah

*readies towel*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

Have a crap Semi Colon, Hypen, Close bracket kind of thing.

;-)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

(#O_o#)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

outclassed yet again

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

What with cameras not yet being invented around 1ad...

...I'd doubt it

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

They did this program working out what the face that made the imprint on the Turin Shroud looked like.

And if that was him, Jesus looked like Omid Djalili

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

i saw a programme which claimed the turin shroud was an example

of medieval photography

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

*wikipedias*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

...Photos of Omid Djalili?

I wouldn't mine, he's got a lovely little mush.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

he's an odd one, i saw him live

and he comes across as a very funny bloke, but one you'd not want to spend any time with

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

I know another bloke like that.

O_O

Only kidding, you're luffly. In that really bastardy way.

Oooooh, I can smell meat pie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

No, I do love you really.

I like ascerbic cunts, they're the best people to go drinking with.

Plus I am one. A small, crotchety cow of a woman.

EDIT- brb, ciggie time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

i'm lovely really

it's merely the lack of real human contact for 8 hours a day
combined with the tediousness of the job
and the staring at a computer all day
that make me seem a tad intolerant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

Tedious?

Try working in customer services.

Ah, loveliness is best when it's hidden under a thick crust of hate and displeasure.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

It occurred to me a few minutes ago...

...that to consistently top the board stats and reply to just about everything, like you do - that you must in fact be a professional b3tan.

Am I correct? If not - how do I get a job like yours?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

all parts of ^this^

except the "a few minutes ago..." bit.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

that's the kicker, you don't.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

i'm on very shit money

indeed

i posted far less on here when i wasn't in full time employment
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

I bet I beat you for shit money.

37.5 hours per week for 14250.

It SUCKS.

But then I do get bonuses for attendance, and a bottle of champers on my birthday, and I got a £700 bonus this year for sod all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

I know your pain

*looks at payslip*

*cries*

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mugatu, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

give me three years

and I should be on 20k.

Hopefully.

If my plan comes to pass.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

where do you work?

i get the exact same amount for the same hours, in a call centre

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

Er... in a call centre.

If you work in Tring I'm going to wander round the office looking for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

nope

essex
edit: do you spend your lunchtimes in the natural history museum?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)

No, but I should.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)

it doesn't pay very much

and my colleagues are all cunts :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

In that case, keep your job.

I'll just keep letting my *real* work pile up and pretending that I haven't seen it.

Just had a look at your website too - there's some funny stuff on there. And I got your whale-sized t-shirt emailed to me, didn't realise it was yours. =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

I have a real t-shirt that is

XXXXXXXXXXL.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

i went viral?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

I saw this.

It makes much more sense when you think about it.

Also, Jesus was a dwarf. Yes, a dwarf. 100% FACT!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

They were all short in them days.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

FACT when used in the context of jesus

is a somewhat optimistic term

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)