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# Oh Oh.
Looks like jizz again.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
*Puts on wellies and runs outside for a quick splash around*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# That's Britain for you
*looks surprised*
*mutters about seeing an umbrella around here somewhere, maybe last week, sure it was under Aunty Margaret's coat when she forgot it and had to borrow Vera's*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# 'lo there Jess
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Hello sir
Might you have any American hard gums or tasty sweeties you may feel inclined to share with me?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Uh
*checks desk*
Pencils, Lipbalm, blu-tak, paper...

Uh, no sweets. Got some mixed nuts and raisins if thats your kind of thing
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Suppose that might do
*smiles pleasantly*
*wanders off*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I have sweeties . . .


(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I'm sure someone told me something about eating sweets from strangers
*shrugs*
*Eats*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# NOOO!
They're Jessie's!

*rolls up newspaper*

BAD WEASEL! BAD!


(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Gah!
*drops sweets*
*runs*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# I didn't realise how expensive brollies were until I had to buy one a few weeks ago.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# You can get cheap ones
But they're more entertainment* than protection

*for other people
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# My one feels a bit cheap
Takes a bit of persuading to get it to stay up...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Very much like condoms.



I expect.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# water damaged?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Bah
...and I'd just washed the last lot out of my hair too.

Woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha
*gets coat. and hat. and contamination suit* (it's a bugger to get out of your hair
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# oh dear
not again
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)