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# i wish i was sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Is that a come on?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)
# sure, why not
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Because I am in bed with my wife?
Also, when I was your age, you were 7.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)
# so?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Well, (assuming we can take the married bit as read),
I've got a child who is nearly the age that you were when I was your age.

I'd not like the idea that someone who is your age now is ever going to be sniffing around her.

Mostly though, I would have my testicles removed by my wife.

[EDIT; upon further consideration, I'd be unlikely, even at my most desperate, to travel more than 1/2 mile for a hag, let alone to steel country.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Hag? You insult this lady's honour!
I challenge you to a duel!

*brandishes spade*
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)
# give me a needle and thread...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# does your wife
not get pissed off with the noise of the computer?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)