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I think my favourite is : Your momma's so fat,

If she got a flesh eating disease she'd take a year to die.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)

i like

you momma's so fat when she gets in a lift it has to go down

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gravytrain, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)

My favourite was always

Your mum's so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)

not to forget

your mum's so ugly when she was born they pulled out the afterbirth and shouted "twins!"

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gravytrain, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)

I'll chip in my contribution

Your mommas so fat, when she sits round the house, she sits round the whole house.

Your mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family

(Wize, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)