The fact
youre going to resort to 'ya mam' jokes shows how pathetic you are.
ya mams so skanky, she masturbated with a cucumber and pickled it. etc.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:37,
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ya mams so skanky, she masturbated with a cucumber and pickled it. etc.
haha! nice one, I was thinking on the lines of false leg though...
*groans at self*
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:52,
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*groans at self*
lolzorz
your mum's so fat i swerved to avoid her and ran out of petrol
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:39,
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I think my favourite is : Your momma's so fat,
If she got a flesh eating disease she'd take a year to die.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:42,
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i like
you momma's so fat when she gets in a lift it has to go down
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:43,
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My favourite was always
Your mum's so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
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Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:47,
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not to forget
your mum's so ugly when she was born they pulled out the afterbirth and shouted "twins!"
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