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# I've just taken the rubbish out. It's so much harder now you have to recycle everything and put it all in different boxes.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# we pull all our recyvling into one box
it makes it easy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# I have a special box marked "B3ta bandwagons".
Each week I have to fill it with pictures of Paul McCartney and Brian Blessed to be endlessly recycled. Still, I like to do my bit.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# i have a box marked 'this way up'
it's a daily reminder and warms my heart
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# my gran has a tin labelled
'pieces of string that are too short'

Bless
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# aw!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# well she's obviously barmy & needs locking up for her own good
*covets the pieces of stringses*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# In my imagination
Holmes had a massive cock. You've ruined all my fantasies now
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# You're thinking of Kelly Holmes.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I was crushed up against Kelly Holmes
on the Northern line a couple of weeks ago.

She has much better tits than you might imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# shame the rest of her is so mannish
did her cock dig into your leg?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# She's presumably off the testosterone now
and she looked all right to be honest.

I cracked one off over her just for the story to tell. She followed me out the station, down an alley and buggered me good and hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# result!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I imagine that they are quite like a muscleman's pecs.
Hard and steely, with nipples like pecan nuts.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# No, they were larger and softer than expected
she's quite tall and they were right in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# She was a bridesmaid at a distant not-really-a-relatives wedding
I wasn't there, but there are tails of her getting her cock out at the stag do
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# yes, she used to give the boys a 400m head start
and then chse them down.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Sherlock Holmes
Hung like a bally donkey, old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# loooonatic!
Oh yeah and have a phallic logo I found today:

www.johma.com
www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0002/9553/brand.gif

Hurray for food companies with phallic logos!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# I know another brand that's a cock.
Russell Brand!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# GET OUT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# I'm not in.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha, you loon
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)