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# haha I recognise that now
I have the original pinned to my toilet wall. It is coated with months of flakey dried spunk
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Thats such a beautiful though
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# your friend gives him the horn every time
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# You're getting damp now, aren't you.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I've been moist since I saw 4damparty.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# you're not the only one!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Your just imagining being spitroasted
by 4dam 1 and 4dam 2, whilst 4dam 3 sits in the corner wanking. Or does it you up the bum. the choice is yours.

*arouses self*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Shit.
*goes to lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# so who's the cunt on the right?
months of spunk should be the SI unit of testicular volume - I haven't spluffed in ages and my knackers are weighing in at 3 spunk-months.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# good lord
that means they are heavier than a bag of apples!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# and more acidic too

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# The cunt on the right is my friend Matt
He is indeed a cunt of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I am a good judge of character me
that's why I hate myself so much etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Having a wank
will make you less bitchy?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# This!
Unfortunately, i have spent the day wanking continuously, so my balls are weighing in a t a meagre 0 spunkmonths
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)