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[challenge entry] Been there a few times in the past... =\

Gawd bless those wonderful people at febreze.

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(jues, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:17, archived)
# I love that
but with me it's the KIDS coming home! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:19, archived)
# oooooh,
my wife.good evening.
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:21, archived)
# if you are my mum
then we've both been wasting a lot of febreze.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:21, archived)
# o_O
I've got 3 bloody bottles of the stuff now - I never check to see if I have any in the cupboard before I buy another bottle.

Must look a tad suspect ;)
(jues, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:23, archived)
# i found that stuff dont work well
on the smell of vomit
sprayed nearly an entire bottle and the smell wouldnt go
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I've heard whisky works wonders...
allegedly
(jues, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:26, archived)
# well no after many pints
wiskey works wonders creating the problem smell in the first place
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:27, archived)
# If that worked
then the 8 whiskey sours that my boyfriend vomitted up should have smelled divine. Instead, we had to take the rug to the cleaners.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:39, archived)
# you
should really clean vomit up properly rather than spray it with febreze.....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:28, archived)
# well i did
removed stuff straight away
washed down
washed again next moring
hoovered
placed air freshners
then fabreeze still smelt after that
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:32, archived)
# virkon
(laboratory disinfectant) works quite well to get rid of vomit smells. unfortunately it has the side affect of making everywhere smell of virkon
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Ahh the times that is true
so many houses so many parents not to piss off
and with that goodnight
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:19, archived)
# it slightly surprised me
to find out that i am the only person i know who has smoked weed with my parents
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:21, archived)
# i kno one person
who used his parents stash
but they didnt kno i dont think
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:22, archived)
# my friend's mum
is willing to share her stash with us.
His Dad is anti-drugs.
They are no longer married.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:25, archived)
# my mate recons that
this new series tAken, is dead good, anyone wanna tell me different?
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Good use of my thread...
... no, seriously :D
(jues, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:25, archived)
# been out all night with
well,.. THE NORMS! just wanted to to know ,thanks.
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:30, archived)
# I lost interest
a bit. Still, better than Blind-fucking-Date.
(Dr Newstead, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:25, archived)
# once got a small
piece of metal stuck in my eye, THAT! was better than blind date!
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Cilla Black?
I would.
Not actually true
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:38, archived)
# it was average
tho not too shabby
watchable id say
want any more middle of the road comments?
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:25, archived)