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# Ah, look at her ickle tutu.
Hang on... that's a Tom!

EDIT: How rude! Woo - and are you well, good Doctor?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I am well.
Igor has baked crumpets for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Splendid! Crumpets - best of all the holey bread things.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# My Boo eats them raw X-P
Blech. Crispy and buttery please. Nyumnyumnyum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Yeah, what she said ^
*adopts threatening stance*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *also adopts stance*
*wonders why every time she does this people look at her like she's some kind of cute, lame kittin.*




*Unleashes destruction*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# *Adopts Cute Lame Kitten*
*Kitten Adopts Stance*
Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# *kittin dies amongst unleashed destruction*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# *loves the kittin back to life and helf and all that stuff*
*kills hubare in the face for trying to make me feel guilty*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# "And all the Kings Social Workers...
The Gurkhas and The Cops Somehow...
Couldn't Love you back to life again Now!..."

*Ahem* Carter USM
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# *adopts spenface*
*realises mistake*

*releases back into the wild*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *Slinks off into Natural Habitat, Rustling Neck Feathers to ward off further attacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# *kills for sport*
*empties*
*stuffs with pot pourri*



*admires*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# *empties* - pffft!
"I say old bean - I've just shot this pheasant. Could you empty it for me please?"


Please note: I'm not laughing AT you , I'm laughing in glee at the thought of emptying an animal =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# That''s how it works, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# *Stands on Shelf... Forever.. with Glazed, Dead Glass Eyes*

Happy Now? I Was endangered y'know...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Yes but now you're safe.
BRB, restart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Well at least you'll be safe on that shelf.


EDIT: Gah, Captain Wow's pissed on my mind! She really should treat her crew better than that...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# You love it
You REVEL in it
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Mmm, revels.
Gah, it's an orange one!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)