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# Nice shop
I've watched the tirade... and Seinfeld is still my favourite comedy. Does that make me a fascist pigdog?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# no.
it makes you a sweinhund.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# yawohl
By the way.... VERE ARE YOUR PAPERS?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# VE ASK ZE KVESTIONS!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# For you Tommy, ze var ist over!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav, how's it hangin' blud?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# today is far more spiffing than yesterday
I spent 8 hours fixing our company email server yesterday under the glare of everyone who couldn't do any work.

Today is much much betterer. How's you KM?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I'm grand, ta! Busy, but with some stuff I don't mind...
...which is a nice change from last week: busy with loads of boring stuff.

Your yesterday sounds rather unpleasant. I love how when you work in IT, anyone non-IT thinks you can EVERTHING and it's all your fault when things stop working.

My favourite is when people give me a hard time because I can't show them how to log onto the computer because they haven't got a password, meh...

EDIT: Crikey, that was a bit of a rant - sorry about that.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# do continue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# "My printers not working"
"Is there any paper in it?"
"Yes."
"So why does the display monitor say PAPER OUT?"
"Oh."
"Wanker"
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
*papercuts*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# No, it's okay - I'm better now.
*takes deep breaths*

*thinks of happy things*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# hehehe
sorry for the delay - work got in the way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# by not being able to do work
I presume you mean they couldn't chat to each other via email.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# pfffft.
it took you 8 hours to replace / repair a scsi controller?

double pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# geek smackdown!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Acronym Fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# pffft
try a REAL job! I'm currently playing with 415V 3ph, 90V coil drive circuits, and trying very hard not to completely destroy a Biesse Rover 321.
They are worth ££££££££££££.

All I need is a fucking delay timer......
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I got called 'old' by one of our temps today.
I'm 22 in 9 days.

Worst thing that's happened today at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# EEEENGLEEEESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# hmm, dunno...
have you annexed the Rhinelands recently? or invaded Poland?

they're usually good symptoms to look out for.
(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# No
but I do declare anschluss on the tv remote most nights. Ethnically, it's closer to myself than my wife and is being falsely prosecuted whilst it remains in her evil clutches. However, this is the end of my ambitions... honest... I will NOT be annexing the laptop in the conservatory... no no no... not unless it asks me for assistance.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Seinfeld would be far funnier without Jerry Seinfeld himself.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Oh yes
he's a tit of the highest order
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Curb your Enthusiasm...
All the Way!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Personally
I can't stand it. Larry David on his own is about as funny as colonic irrigation. Oooooh aren't we clever improvising? Why not just write something funny you pretentious shit.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Yes
He's the straight guy I guess, which doesn't make sense as he's the comedian. Constanza and Kramer are amazingly brilliant characters though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)