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# Tea, biscuits and cuddles
are always welcome


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# FINESTRA!
That means window.

I know this because in victorian times an Italian man bonked himself on the head then started talking bollocks. It's only when he pointed to the window and said 'Artsenif' they realised.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Quello=That
Nella finestra=in the window

quant'e=How much . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# i could use a cuddle
*sigh*

/emo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *launches self*
*limpets*
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# awww... thankees.
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I am cuddle monster
I'm quite squidgy, you see, so if people need cuddles they come to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Can I have one please?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# *big cuddles*
Everyone can have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *gives mugatu one*

Well, I would but you appear to have 46 pairs of pance on . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# they are all velcro'd on - for quick removal
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *nods*
I'm also good for falling asleep on, same reason.

Oh, and food. It's the Jew blood in me, I love to feed people.

And I can fix any clothing.

THE USES OF C W
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# now that is what i call a handy woman.
can i take you as my second wife?
i shall pay you in biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# What kind of biscuits?
None of this Nice bollocks.

I want a variety. Garibaldi, chocolate, hob nob AND others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# yes offcourse.
and on saturdays, chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)